Winning Christmas and a Holiday Haiku for You (yes, you!)

I'm been talking about winning Christmas for a while now. This year my friends JJ, "Heidi" and I decided to forgo the consumerism, the excess of holiday gift-giving and give each other something from truly from the heart -- Holiday Haikus!

I'm totally going to win Christmas this year with these personalized haikus.

To JJ:
A woman so rare
like the bone-in rib-eye at
Lombardi’s Steakhouse.

To Heidi:
Finds treasures in junk
Sees beauty where there is none
World, meet My Sergei.

Now, my Holiday Haikus to you:

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